mthfancomic:

thirddeadlysin:

imanutcase-10:

tattooedzombigirl:

theman:

beardedmrbean:

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

haha just in case

draco-sharon:

Auror Potter: Do you know why I stopped you, Sir?

Draco, obviously drunk: Because I’m handsome as hell, and you just had to talk to me?

Harry: No, it’s because you’ve been flying under the influence

Draco: *gasps* I am not

Harry: Fine, there is an easy way to find out. All you have to do is blow

Draco: I mean, if you insist, officer *smirks and goes down to his knees*

Harry: *flustered* The breathalyzer!

kohiandie:

day 6 || feral

that time of the year where i use prompts as an excuse to draw shippy things - my stuff will be more vampire adjacent rather than actual vampires 👉🏽👈🏽

reginaldubel:

queen 💅

(via aesopsfabled)

ktrew:

Pain
Request for my patron
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wickedwonderlandd:

ampervadasz:

Unmute !

The cat:

Originally posted by goldendaydna

(via didnt-want-to-sleep-anyway)

houseofmcallister:

scottandhiskind:

Sometimes Reddit is hilarious:

Environmental storytelling

(via lirinchi)

prohaloplayer:

prohaloplayer:

getting older for me has just been realizing how important it is to check the weather forecast ever day

rain from 4 to 8 today? gotta make sure i tell every person i see

(via twilight-deviant)

doughnut0069:

I love titty man

moringmark:

(via didnt-want-to-sleep-anyway)

catchymemes:

(via harcodia)

mclennonyaoi:

mclennonyaoi:

mclennonyaoi:

the way people talk about nudity is insane to me. the fuck do you mean nudity is “depraved” friend we were all born naked.

damn what added stat bonuses does this guy have

(via harcodia)

memewhore:

(via harcodia)

doriansbutt:

dkpsyhog:

funnytwittertweets:

An apple farmer and a garlic farmer team up to fight their mutual nemesis, a vampire doctor

Dr. Acula

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accidentalslayer:

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