Ah, Gravity...Thou art a heartless bitch. ~ Sheldon Cooper
guys:uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
guys:ew fat chicks
guys:why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
guys:ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
guys:why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
guys:oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
guys:haha girls suck at math/science/sports
guys:a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that shits not gonna get you a husband
guys:why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
guys:oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how fucking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?<p>And they say girls have double standards like goddamn</p>
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17 hours ago

hysterifun:

when ur parents go out food shopping

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(Source: memeousuji, via undercover-witch)

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17 hours ago

shellfish-machiness:

You know who else is underrated? Owl City. This introverted guy who wrote a bunch of songs on his computer in his parents basement. With lyrics like “reality is a lovely place, but I wouldn’t wanna live there” and “please take a long hard look through your textbook, cause I’m history” and he tweets stuff like “got groceries. Enough social interaction for the week” and “girl I ain’t no astronaut, but I need a little space” and I love owl city

(via breakingstride)

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17 hours ago

zambiunicorn:

froth:

faultyschematic:

sasaq:

(via tomoka.s @mochim2323 | Instagram)

look at this idiot

it’s wonderful

okay I liked this yesterday (complete with actual physical squeaking sounds and face-touching) but it’s been on my dash three times now so I have to reblog it before I have a heart attack

kiniesss

(via breakingstride)

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17 hours ago

arielvevo:

I THOUGHT I HAD A FAVOURITE INFOMERCIAL GIF

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BUT I THINK I HAVE FOUND A NEW FAVOURITE

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(Source: turnipsalad, via chanteuse-magnifique)

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17 hours ago
4gifs:

Residents of Pisa are getting tired of the tourists. [video]

4gifs:

Residents of Pisa are getting tired of the tourists. [video]

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

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17 hours ago

freydis-frostrose:

winchesterradio:

thetiggeress:

I will never not laugh at this video

my dad’s been deployed to Afghanistan 4 times and he almost pissed himself laughing at this

My favorite vine in gif form. 

(Source: pinkmanjesse, via breakingstride)

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18 hours ago
chanteuse-magnifique:

I can’t with the double negatives just no

chanteuse-magnifique:

I can’t with the double negatives just no

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18 hours ago

imthejesusofsuburbia:

szarabasjkali:

kissmymahogany:

koopat911:

Notice only 20 shades of gray

It’s been proven that women actually have an acute ability to pick up subtle differences in colors

Then I might be a man because I only see like eight colors in all that mess…

thats probably also because like 1/12 men have some sort of color vision deficiency while only 1/255 women do so

(Source: best-of-memes, via chanteuse-magnifique)

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18 hours ago
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