1. sly-mcp:

    whothefuckisalexturner:

    abhortion:

    ginnifergoodwins:

    foodtrucker:

    ‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on

    #glad to know it’s international

    #’it’s just drizzling’ said the PE teacher opening an umbrella

    “running for 20 minutes isn’t that bad”, said the PE teacher from the chair

    ‘you’ve got to stay healthy’ said the PE teacher eating a mars bar

    “Being on your period is no excuse.” said the male PE teacher with no uterus

    (via princessmikachu)

  2. FrostIron Headcanon-HALLOWEEN SPECIAL #2

    geekinglikeaboss:

    Tony’s convinced Loki to show up at all the Halloween parties he goes to in his jotun form.

    Initially, everyone (Loki included) thought this was a terrible idea. But when he came to the first one, people were thrilled with it. Everyone was trying to guess what he was dressed up as, complimenting the make-up job, amazed by how through it is.

    Loki was more than a bit stunned. It took him a while to ‘warm-up’ to it, but by the fourth party he didn’t even think twice.

  3. FrostIron Headcanon-HALLOWEEN SPECIAL-#1

    geekinglikeaboss:

    Pumpkins don’t exist on Asgard. So Thor and Loki find them rather fascinating, especially given all the food that can be made with them. Thor is already talking about planting them on Asgard and Loki is filling the tower with literally hundred of pumpkin scented and flavored things.

    Tony, for his part, indulges them both, but he’s honestly not that fond of pumpkin.

  4. littlesammythemoose:

    pretty sure the westboro baptist church think about gay sex more than gay people think about gay sex

    (via ponweiponfarr)

  5. a10g:

    happy first of halloween!!!! starting inktober with a freehand skeleton drawn in a dimly lit restaurant. 

    (via princestyle)

  6. (Source: spells-of-life, via nowyoukno)

    levianity:

    shakespearesiphone:

    yep that’s exactly how it went

    I’m a piece of shit

    "Romeo And Juliet" Act I scene I

    bro

    (via captoring)

    ask-the-bertl:

    He…. has a strong determination.

    (Source: askthebertl, via dont-chu-danchou-me)

  7. princestyle:

    If a man tries to take pictures of what’s under my skirt I will literally punch him in the face. Fuck you that is not ok.

    (via princestyle)